Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom. Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He's become so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."

The second guy said, "That's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! I've got a good story, too. My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion!"

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth man returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"

One of the three said, "We were discussing how successful our sons have become. What about your son?"

The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."

The three friends glanced at each other uneasily and said, "What a shame... you must be so disappointed."

The fourth man laughed and said, "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too badly either. For instance, his birthday was two weeks ago and he received a beautiful Mercedes, a brand new jet, and an incredible 30,000 square foot mansion from his three boyfriends!"

lol

Last night Erik and I went dancing in Irvine where we literally danced circles around a group pf hipster scene kids and got us a pair of cracky ass friendship bracelets.